Money is low this holiday season. I understand that everybody is feeling the brunt of this, but I have two little brothers who are young enough to still deserve some kind of Christmas present and I'm just feeling bummed about not being able to give it. At least something small, or a goldfish or hamster, or something...
So I have devised a plan for making some extra money. It involves, well, working directly with people. I will be given assignments, made to dress up in a way that some people hopefully won't recognize me, and I would have to hunt victim's down. Sounds like a barrel of monkeys, no?
Yes sir, this Christmas I am going to deliver Christmas-grams.
What a highly embaressing, degrading, and all around fun job! I would be allowed to be obnoxious and flamboyant and blame it on "the job." The joy of bringing all that seemingly unwanted and unwelcome attention to those receiving my cheer and good tidings would be overwhelming! But everyone, themselves included, would know that they have to simply act like they are accepting them begrudgingly while the true feelings of elation and child-like bliss are coursing through their veins!
OH! WHAT FUN!!
So spread the word, tell your friends, hook me up.
Keenan Korab: Messenger of Joy!
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You know....there ARE some prof's at NCC that I truly miss and would SO have you do this to them...
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